James: Is it warm?
Shashank: It’s as warm as your mother’s womb.
James: I don’t remember what my mom’s womb tastes like. Oops, oh wait.
Report · i do think the party must be in your pants
but you should also have one at the club
and all of us will be there ~~~!!! yay
Summer: Hey so how does guys feel when they think they scored a hot chick with big boobies and then u take off the bra and it’s like WHA?
Justin: hahaha I dunno. I’m a leg guy. As long as I don’t have to pick up the books off the flier and there’s something to grab I’m good, but legs are sexy!
Summer: What does “pick up the books off th…e flier” mean?? So u prefer legs over boobs?
Justin: Not sure what hat means…but yea I prefer legs
Summer: dude that’s what you said =.= How can u not understand the phrase u use?? hahahaha
Justin: HAHAHAH pick the books up off the flier” is supposed to mean “pick the boobs up off the floor”
Summer: what?!?! Is that what u meant to type?
Justin: yea I was on my phone and it auto corrected
Summer: hahahahah omg this is got to the be the funniest sh*t ever
[6:36] Eric Wai: what the heck do we need chicks for they are just costly and annoying if we just chilling.
[1:14] Shashank Ramaprasad: If it smells like flounder, pound her. If it smells like trout, get out.
Summer: Steve when I get a new car will you wash it once a week?
Steve: — Thanks.
Summer: Dat would be soo niccce. haa haa haa.
James: i just got in the most uncomfortable positions ouch i was sweating ok wait this sounds perverted but i mean when installing stuff on our machine
John K: the machine was rough on you?
James: ew gross.
Me: You know what grenade is? It’s like when a guy hits on the ugly girl to take one for the team, like a wingman. Okay now you teach me some of your lingo.
Misha: you know what a stupid is?
Me: A James.
Misha: oh my god you’re so smart now!
(via SMS…)
Justin: I am flying myself to San Fran you gonna be around?
James: When? Pick me up on the way. I’m in Sunnyvale, near Moffett Field.
Justin: I don’t think I am allowed to smuggle Asian men in a combat helo.
James
im going to get a house and wall mount my LCD tv
Margaret
can i come over
James
ok im going to throw a fat party with shashank and brian as strippers
Margaret
yay :)
Summer: omg
kuma is super sweet
i love him sooo much
haha
too bad he’s smelly a lot
and disobient sometimes
and he’s HUGE so sometimes outta control
James: coool
sounds like me
HUGE and outta control
Summer: hahaha
maybe outta control
O_O i dunno abt the HUGE part
James: im HUGE in asia
Summer: wait
r we talking abt HUGE as in
your body structure?
or….the other thing? hahahha
James: word. oh yea.
Chad: James you need to invent like a butt pad that’s like an ash tray for your farts and make your farts smell good. Mmm! Apples…
